Fads come and Fads go, Styles change, but one thing that has always been around is jeans. We’ve wore them with bell bottoms, we’ve worn them with frayed edges, hip huggers, and high waisted. We’ve worn them stone washed, acid washed, and everything in between. In the 80s we wore them so tight legged you almost needed crisco and a pry bar to get them over your feet. lol

But the way jeans are worn today is nothing but criminal. I’m sure Mr. Strauss and every other jean creator is turning over in their grave. Somebody please explain to me why anyone would want to wear jeans with their crotch down to their knee caps and their underwear showing at the top or a really long shirt on to hide their butts. That was the one really great thing I remember about the 80s. We wore our jeans snug. I can remember spending many many hours looking at some mighty fine works of art framed in nice snug levis.

The other night I was sitting on my front porch enjoying the cool air and this guy walks by, he has on a pair of those long shorts, the crotch down so low his boxers were hanging out the top. My mom was sitting there with me and I said, look at that. His drawers ain’t even that pretty. Well it was about 15 minutes later he came walking back by with a can of pringles, eating. I looked at mom and said so that’s it. The poor feller was so hungry he couldn’t hold his shorts up.

But really people, all joking aside, pull your dang pants up where they belong. You just have no idea how many people are standing behind you dying to grab the sides of your pants/shorts/jeans and jerk them up. Trust me, eventually someone is going to snap and do it. I bet it’s going to be a lot more comfortable if you pull them up yourself.