Well summer is almost upon us, warm weather keeps sneaking in and it’s already starting to happen. Your asking, “What’s Happening?”. The hinnie phenomenon! Lord help us…please!

I’m sitting in a Doctor’s office yesterday and this woman comes in with 2 children. She’s dressed in a cotton t-shirt and cotton shorts. First off, unless your under a size 12, cotton shorts stretch out and they just don’t look good, so just avoid them, please. But that wasn’t the worst part of it, it was the length of the shorts. Her hinnie was on the verge of hanging out for all to see.

Now I know with hot weather coming along people are going to be trying to stay cool. All I’m asking is that you do it with a little class and a little thought for your fellow people. There are beaches, pools, lakes, etc where you can go and cool off and it is generally exceptable to pretty much let it all hang out, but let’s keep it to those places? I do not need to go to the grocery and see your butt.

Hold on Guys, your not off the hook here either. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with a finely toned chest on display, I even find a slightly untoned chest and tummy rather nice to look at, but look in a mirror before you go outside! If it’s pasty white and looks like unbaked bread dough, put your shirt back on. If you could pass for a grizzly bear, put the shirt back on. I know there are women out there who love a hairy man, but not every woman does so be kind to those who don’t. If you have a size 50 beer gut hanging over your jeans, put the shirt back on and put down the beer. If you have a jungle of armpit hair….consider doing something unmanly. lol Yes, dehair them. (That wasn’t an earthquake, that was a thousand men reading this and falling off their chair in shock and outrage)

So please please give some thought to what your wearing this summer and be kind to your neighbors. Keep your butt cheeks firmly inside your shorts, your boobage inside your shirt, keep the bread dough hidden, and the hair under cover.

I do this every day. I get dressed, go in front of the full length mirror. I look from the front, the side and over my shoulder at the back before I step out the door. I make sure everything that should be covered is covered and that I’m not going to scare small children or cause a wreck. Please do the same for me.