If a company comes out with a product and advertises it as the best product on the market, how can they come back later with the new and improved version of that product???   If it was already the best, what did they do to it?

Snapple is supposedly made from the best stuff on earth, but now it’s made with even better stuff??   What the hell did they do?!?   Go off planet and find stuff?

Pizza Hut has been around for years and years, but now it’s commercials inform us that now we’re eating.  What the hell was we doing at Pizza Hut before now?!?

Sorry, but this is one of those things that just gets my goat.